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capo 5

[Verse 1]
    Am
    Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
    Dm
    Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
              C
    We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
       E7
    If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

[Verse 2]
    Am
    Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
              Dm
    Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
            C
    There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
     E7
    Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

[Verse 3]
    Am
    Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
              Dm
    Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
       C
    Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
    E7
    We got a million different ways to engage

[Verse 4]
    Am
    Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
             Dm
    Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
           C
    We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
          E7
    And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking
    Am
    eachother.

[Verse 5]
    Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
             Dm
    'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
             C
    They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
    E7
    Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.

[Verse 6]
    Am
    See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
            Dm
    Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
            C
    Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
       E7
    Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-

[Verse 7]
    Am
    Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
               Dm
    Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
          C
    Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
     E7                           E7   Dm   C    B     Am
    Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.

[Chorus]     Am
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
      Dm
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    C
    Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    E7*
    Anything and everything. All of the time.

             Am
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
      Dm
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    C
    Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    E7*
    Anything and everything. All of the time.

[Interlude]
    Am G F E7

[Verse 8]
    Am        G                     F     E7
    You know, it wasn't always like this
    Am       G
    Not very long ago
    F               E7
    Just before your time
    Am           G
    Right before the towers fell
    F           E7
    Circa '99

[Verse 9]
             Dm
    This was catalogues
     Am
    Travel blogs
    E7             Am
    A chat room or two
                Dm        Am
    We set our sights and spent our nights
    E7        G7
    Waiting

[Bridge 1]
        Cmaj7
    For you
    Am7
    You
      Dm7      G7
    Insatiable you
          Cmaj7            Am7
    Mommy let you use her iPad
    Dm7             G7
    You were barely two
           Am          Ammaj7/G#
    And it did all the things
       Am7/G          F
    We designed it to do

[Interlude]
        F
    Now look at you
        G
    Oh, look at you
    A
    You

[Bridge 2]
    Dmaj7       Bm7
    You
      Em7         A7
    Unstoppable, watchable
         Dmaj7              Bm7
    Your time is now. Your inside's out.
    Em7            A7
    Honey, how you grew
           Bm         Bmmaj7/A#
    And if we stick together
        Bm7/A            E
    Who knows what we'll do
           G            A
    It was always the plan
               F#7             G
    To put the world in your hand

    Bm Bm/F# Bm Bm/F# Bm Bm/F# Bm Bm/F#
    (laughing)

[Chorus]     Bm
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
      Em
    A bit of everything. All of the time.
    D
    Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    F#7*
    Anything and everything. All of the time.

             Bm
    Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
      Em
    A little bit of everything. All of the time.
    D
    Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
    F#7
    Anything and everything
    F#7
    And anything and everything
    F#7
    And anything and everything
        N.C
    And all of the time